The Most Offensive Fashion Police Criticisms of All Time

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The Most Offensive Fashion Police Criticisms of All Time

“It doesn’t look like a baby bump, it looks like a beer belly.”

After six seasons, E!’s Fashion Police bid adieu with a farewell special on Monday. The series finale aired some three years after the death of Joan Rivers, who originally hosted the panel with George Kotsiopoulous, Kelly Osbourne, and Giuliana Rancic. In 2015, Joan’s daughter Melissa took over Fashion Police duties alongside Rancic, Brad Goreski, Margaret Cho, and NeNe Leakes. (Kathy Griffin also popped by for a hot minute.) As Joan Rangers mourn the end of the show, let’s not forget the legacy it left behind. As in, the most offensive and often horrifying and tacky “jokes” Fashion Police produced at the sight of celebrities (and one royal) and the clothes they wore. In no particular order, here are Fashion Police’s worst hits:

 Rihanna, 2012 Grammy Awards

“That neckline is plunging faster than Aretha Franklin’s head into a bucket of fried chicken.” – Joan Rivers

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And then, as if that weren't already bad enough, Rivers added, "Rihanna could make a full body cast look sexy. And, if she keeps dating Chris Brown, she might."

Elsa Pataky, 2014 Academy Awards

“It doesn’t look like a baby bump, it looks like a beer belly.” – George Kotsiopolous

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Heidi Klum, 2013 Academy Awards

“The last time a German looked this hot was when they were pushing Jews into the ovens.” – Joan Rivers 

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Cate Blanchett, 2013 premiere of The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

“This dress is like a naked Elton John. Folds of pasty white in front, with a big gaping hole in the back.” – Joan Rivers

Rivers also said of Blanchett’s Givenchy dress, “Her movie is about middle earth, which is exactly where Cate’s boobs have settled.” Yiiiiikes.

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Zendaya, 2015 Academy Awards

“I feel like she smells like patchouli oil, or weed. Maybe weed.” – Giuliana Rancic

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 Kim Kardashian, 2012 MTV European Music Awards

“Kim Kardashian wearing anything extra on her huge ass is like Lea Michele wearing a clown nose.” – Joan Rivers

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Wait for it, there's another Holocaust punch line coming: " It's just nice to see a train rolling through Frankfurt," Rivers continued, "that's not on it's way to Auschwitz."

Oh, and on another Kardashian occasion, Rivers said of Kim K., "She really is pregnant. I saw the sonogram of her womb ... It looks just like MC Hammer's house: There was no furniture and it looked like a lot of people have partied in there."  

By Hannah Orenstein and Peggy Truong
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